Pancakes and Waffles

What up Lovers? Glad to have you here, hopefully you leave this page a bit enlightened. Today, we are going to talk about

Pancakes and Waffles
(so what?? I'm hungry!)


Okay, okay, so we aren't really talking about breakfast.... I'd like to teach you about Pancakes and Waffles as a frame of mind or a way of thinking.

Now I know I have someone here thinking " Why would I want to think like a pancake?" Well, Dumbass, Pancakes don't think. I speak figuratively.... let me do the teaching, you just do the learning.

When you pour yummy, sticky, warm syrup over your fluffy, perfectly golden pancake, what happens? Syrup spreads and exceeds the perimeter of your pancake. It gets into every nook and cranny, making your pancake soggy because of its sponge-like behavior in absorbing the syrup.

When you pour the same warm, sticky, sweet syrup on a fluffy Belgian waffle or a crispy Ego waffle, what happens? You have to exert a little more effort in distributing the syrup evenly into each perfect square. There, within the four walls, the syrup is confined and doomed for all eternity..... until you cut a wall away to eat.

Now that I've stated the obvious, allow me to attempt to bring about a new perception on these wonderful breakfast foods.


the Pancake State of Mind

When someone is stuck with a pancake mind, nothing is ever what it seems. Everything is everywhere and we all know that clutter harbors chaos. Work clashes with the family life, family life clashes with the personal life and so on and so forth. Pancake gets to work and is already pissed off because of a spat between lovers or a fight amongst brothers. After a long working day, Pancake cannot even indulge in the comfort of home because you are too wound up talking about that dumb hussy she works with or that dick who calls himself the Boss. A Pancake's personal life is in constant peril because they do not know how to keep things in order. Their inner circle of friends contain any and everyone they've ever shared a smile with rather than those few who know you best. Pancakes spend too much time soaking up their problems instead of solving them. When it comes to relations with the opposite sex, Pancakes are a mess. Always in distress because they allow themselves to become soggy with the syrup Joe spilled on them...
haaaaha that sounded gross.
Anywho, everything is out of sorts and out of order. Gotta get it together, Pancake.


and now

..........(drumroll please)..........


the Waffle State of Mind.

The waffle mind is a clean, fully functional mind that is trained and organized. Work stays at the job. The family life and fights with kin stays in the house and your interpersonal relations stay within their confines. Waffle knows how to created circles of friends that are in her best interest. She knows how to interact with everyone without allowing them to transcend into circles where they do not belong. Waffle is able to conduct business without adding pleasure into the equation. Waffle is especially good at handling personal relations. This waffle is able to engage in different activities with different people and not lose herself or her sanity in the midst of doing so. Waffle can go to the Movies with Corey, have dinner with Paul, play laser tag with Mike, have a picnic with Benjamin and kiss and not tell with Erica. Geez Louise!!!! how can one HANDLE so much??? Because Waffles can put one boy in one square, another person in another, etc. This, my Lovers, is called COMPARTMENTALIZING.
say it with me:

C O M P A R T M E N T A L I Z E

This is what waffles do. They separate their emotions and thoughts, divide their time wisely and organize things accordingly.

So when Joe spilled his sticky stuff on Waffle, she threw him in a box. She acknowledged what he was good for and used him accordingly.

Ladies, this is one thing men can do better than us. For them, its instinctual. For us, it must be learned.

Breakfast is Fundamental.
Eat up.



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